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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the music stores percussion sale? Their prices can't be beat Have you heard about their guitar sale? The prices are solo"

"What are the two oldest animals on Earth? The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white."

"I love the smell of relapse in the morning"

"My friend Phillip had his Lip removed... so now we just call him Phil."

"A wise Chinese man once said... ""If a dog barks... its probably undercooked""."

"Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements? He needed to have an Even Flow."

"What would you do? if your uncle jack helped you down off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?"

"We should let prisoners take their own mug shots...I shall call it ""The cellfie"""

"Did you hear about the plane crash in Poland? It was a Cessna 2 seater, crashed into a graveyard, the body count is up to 453 and they are still finding more."

"Why is six afraid of seven... Because seven is a registered six offender."