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Joke of the Day

"What are the two oldest animals on Earth? The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white."

"What do feminists and Sports Authority have in common? They've got a rivalry with Dicks"

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"Just met John & Jane Doe and their lovely children Play, Tornay, Potay and Alfred."

"I hate when the urinal auto-flushes while I'm still using it. Did I just cease to exist? Am I back now? If not, where am I peeing?"

"I'm about as excited for hilary to be president, as Bill is when he sees her naked."

"I hired a personal trainer and my first 2 hour-long sessions were just him teaching me how to properly cut the sleeves off my t-shirts"

"What did the boy say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while playing tag? Na-na boo-boo"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The bitch can suck my dick in the dark for all I care...."

"What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ? A common tater !"