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Joke of the Day

"We should let prisoners take their own mug shots...I shall call it ""The cellfie"""

"THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM I'm out of beer."

"The baker wouldn't finish telling me how he makes bread. He said that information was on a knead-to-know basis."

"The great thing about Reddit and internet forums is that they're ageless. As long as teenagers act mature and adults act immature. And if you don't agree you're stupid."

"What Slenderman doesnt have? Facebook."

"It's said that if you look directly into Chuck Norris' eyes you can see the beginning and end of all things...... but no one has had the balls to try."

"In the days before the Internet... did black people watch Cops to see what their family and friends were up to?"

"How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi? Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush"

"A Redditor has sex for the first time"

"Roses are brown, violets are brown Who shit on my yard?!?"