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Joke of the Day
"I love the smell of relapse in the morning"
Next Joke
"Wife: We're not talking over the radio. This relationship is over. Husband: This relationship is what? Over."
"Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern."
"PATIENT: I've been so stressed out lately. What can I do? DR DOG (tail wagging like crazy): Studies show that petting dogs relieve stress"
"Why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9/11"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe occasionally tips"
"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a doctor and two nurses to get it out."
"Why did the bacteria cross the microscope? To get to the other slide! Courtesy of one of my Biology students"
"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard? A pillow fight"
"What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route? R2 Detour."