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Joke of the Day

"Plot twist *Where do YOU see ME in 5 years.."

"A black man walks into a bar ""Why the wrong face?"" the bartender says."

"What kind of wolf never runs? Steppenwolf"

"If I had a dollar for every woman that finds me unattractive... ...then after a while they would find me attractive."

"A mexican magician says to the audience he will dissapear on the count if 3 Uno...dos...*poof* He disappeared without a tres"

"How did Canada get its name? They had a bag of letters, and one person announced as he picked each letter out "" 'C', eh, 'N', eh, 'D', eh""."

"My kids are gone for the WHOLE day. nnI miss them SO much, I can barely bring myself to pop this 3rd bottle of Champagne."

"Have you heard about the guy who posted about a mod's cousin? Once removed."

"What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there? Arrrh, it's driving me nuts"

"No thanks, granola bars with no chocolate in them"