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Joke of the Day

"How did Canada get its name? They had a bag of letters, and one person announced as he picked each letter out "" 'C', eh, 'N', eh, 'D', eh""."

"I've been dumped by my girlfriend... She found me creepy as I always had to have a name for my penis, oh well, guess I'll have to take Matters into my own hands now."

"I painted my computer black now it doesn't work I painted it white to make it work again now the whole system is corrupt - daddypig-ncsu"

"A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? HAA HAA HAA............... The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18."

"A hamburger walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"I used to be indecisive... Now I'm not so sure..."

"What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers? Blackbirds"

"My wife wants the living room walls to be something neutral. I'm painting Switzerland."

"Exponential horse walks into a bar. Bartender says ""Why the log(face)?"""

"What did the number zero say to the number eight? Nice Belt"