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Joke of the Day

"How did Canada get its name? They had a bag of letters, and one person announced as he picked each letter out "" 'C', eh, 'N', eh, 'D', eh""."

"Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven."

"My wife said to me that she wished I wouldn't drop the F-bomb in front of the kids. What the fuck is the F-bomb?"

"Q: What do you call a cow who's had an abortion? A: De-calf-i-nated."

"Who is this guy named Rorschach and why does he paint pictures of my parents fighting?"

"Three Blondes Walk Into A Bar Thought one of them would have seen it"

"Why Can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is Silent!"

"Its such a beautiful day to stay inside and tweet about what a beautiful day it is out there."

"Why the population in India is exploding these days? Because everyone over there is doing IT!"

"The five stages of Sunday: depression, anger, bargaining, acceptance, HBO"