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Joke of the Day

"He was very careful during bondage sessions. He always used a safe word that contained upper and lower case letters and at least one number."

"netflix First comes netflix then comes chill next comes babby because mommy forgot the pill"

"I hear you are what you eat Must be why I'm such a child"

"I've got my own lie detector at home. I call her ""honey"".....:)"

"A few months ago I got a haircut I didn't like... ...but since then, it's grown on me."

"Finland's borders Are Finland's borders called the finnish lines?"

"I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex He's a small arms dealer"

"British Airways. Breakfast in London. Dinner in New York. Luggage in Tokyo."

"There was a vote at the offices of Microsoft whether to update a beloved software or keep it the way it was. Bill Gates decided to v2 it"

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant."