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Joke of the Day
"I hear you are what you eat Must be why I'm such a child"
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"The shovel was a ground-breaking invention."
"Kanye West walks into a bar. But he is as broke as this joke so he goes thirsty."
"To all of you that have overcome Fatboy Slim addiction.... I have to praise you"
"*snorts a line of powdered milk* God damn it feels good to be healthy"
"What do Japanese men do when they have an erection? Vote."
"What's the name of that movie about the war horse? War Biscuit"
"Wouldn't it be great if twitter had a roped off VIP section where celebrities could keep their boring tweets to themselves?"
"Knock, knock jokes You know, the person who made knock knock jokes really deserves a no-bell prize!"
"My girlfriend is like the square root of -1 Imaginary"