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Joke of the Day
"netflix First comes netflix then comes chill next comes babby because mommy forgot the pill"
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"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue."
"Mickey asks Minnie for divorce Minnie: Are you fucking crazy!? Mickey: No, i'm fucking Daisy."
"Why cant a bicykle stand on its own? Because its two tired! *badum tiss*"
"Either people up north are getting friendlier or it's the spring-like weather because I was just told to ""please"" go fuck myself."
"What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes? We saw that same joke two days ago"
"A women insists, ""Women are funny!"" A man replies, ""You're right! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!"""
"My can of whoop ass seems to have expired."
"What is a Mexican with a rubber toe called Roberto"
"First woman in space ""Houston, we have a problem."" What? ""Never mind."" What's the problem? ""Nothing."" Please tell us. ""I'm fine."""