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Joke of the Day
"A few months ago I got a haircut I didn't like... ...but since then, it's grown on me."
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"Tanning Blondes Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks Are you two sisters? They laughed and replied, No we're not even Catholic."
"You know, a cemetery isn't such a bad place. People are just dying to get in there"
"Meet my new lizard friend... He's my newt!"
"What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ? Pen Gwyn !"
"I got beat up at a black lives matter rally for complaining about my underwear These knickers where just making me so uncomfortable"
"When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish."
"I've had a shitty week. I either want to curl up in the fetal position or the fecal position."
"humans: wat did we ever do to deserve dogs dogs: wat horible sins were done to our ancestors for us to be subservient to the humabns"
"Why did the leper chase the leopard? Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)"