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Joke of the Day
"Just heard a woman ask if she left her teeth over there Really hoping this is Halloween related"
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"I wish I was able to argue about something as strongly as women do about nothing"
"Why do we all need a Jew for a friend? Because he'll never give you a penny for your thoughts, he'll never put his two cents in, & he'll never drop a dime on you!"
"What did the rabbit say to the deer? What up doe"
"Did you hear Dora the Explorer is having trouble with her Tinder account? Swiper no swiping"
"The door to door bible people just skipped my house! See, all it takes is trying to kiss the guy and he wont be back (until 3am)"
"If a woman puts me in the friend zone I immediately borrow money from her and never pay it back because that's what friends do."
"My grandma just broke her hip farting! #EpicFrail!"
"*thumb wrapped in giant bandage* CW: Oh my God, what happened? Me: Never challenge a hitchhiker to a thumb war."
"What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency? Life insurance policies."