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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency? Life insurance policies."
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"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I was wearing the wrong socks."
"What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"9 months later story"
"So I was dating this girl... ...she was so posh, every time she had an orgasm she'd scream: ""I'm arriving!"""
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? America can't milk a cow for 15 years."
"You don't get smarter as you get older. There just aren't any stupid things left that you haven't already done."
"When I die... I want my body to be dressed in a Super Man costume and tossed out of a plane."
"He died doing what he loved, trying to use a hammerhead shark for carpentry"
"I'm in the mood to multiply"