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Joke of the Day

"*thumb wrapped in giant bandage* CW: Oh my God, what happened? Me: Never challenge a hitchhiker to a thumb war."

"In World War 3, which country would retreat first? Iran."

"China's rise is terrifying: look at this list of casualties from Chinese military interventions over the last three decades http://i.imgur.com/WFsyTn8.png"

"What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities? A Super Saying"

"What is a slut ? A woman with the morals of a man"

"How to end world hunger ? By letting the hungry die."

"yo mamma so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest and the judges said sorry no professionals"

"What did the guy with bad internet get? Loading..."

"*walks into room to find toddler stuck upside down yelling for help* ""Hold it right there baby, Mommy's just taking a quick picture"""

"Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."