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Joke of the Day

"What's a poops favorite color? Turdquoise"

"Halle is the only Blackberry I'd pay money for."

"Did you hear about the gay fisherman who went for a check up They said if he wanted to get better, he had to stop going down on all the docks."

"My son was on eBay this morning No bids yet"

"There are many effective ways of inviting me to your event but doing it on Facebook is definitely not one of them."

"While I was watching the prison wall, a little midget starting climbing over it and smirked at me And I thought to myself, ""That's a little condescending""."

"It has been proven that Australians watch TV more than any other appliance."

"What is Tumblr's least favourite show? NCIS"

"I guarantee you, this is a joke Donald Trump"

"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer... I dont know what he laced them with,but Ive been tripping all day."