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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an airplane that has sex with both men and women? A biplane."
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"What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law? You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law."
"How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !"
"Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point!"
"Old high school classmate: Really? You're about to have your 4th child? Me: Are you surprised I like kids? Him: I'm surprised you had sex."
"You might Be a redneck if..... Your bananas and your wife have the same amount of bruises"
"Two random variables were talking in a bar They thought they were being discrete but I heard them continuously."
"Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them..."
"I have a good joke... My grades."
"What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread."