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Joke of the Day

"I dreamed that I discovered a new color, but it was just a pigment of my imagination. Original joke, yay!"

"I dont 'scrub up' like a surgeon after using the urinal because growing up, they taught us not to piss all over our hands n arms, you baboon"

"I think my wife is changing our son's diapers too often. It says right on the box that they're good for up to 14lbs."

"Whats the age of consent in Thailand? 50$"

"I get asked all the time why I play in a gay basketball league It's because I love going up and down the hardwood."

"What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!"

"Two musicians and a drummer walk into a bar..."

"But I meant it as a compliment when I said your baby looks like a pug."

"Did you hear the headline about midget psychic on the run from the Law? It read, ""Small Medium At Large."""

"I was fighting with my wife over the arrangement of the dining-room furniture. I thought I had won but when I got home from work the tables were turned."