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Joke of the Day
"Ah St Patrick's Day I better eat some Irish food *pours self bowl of Lucky Charms*"
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"Relationship status: can't go to the same bar as last night, because I'm wearing the same shirt as last night."
"*daughter reading *son playing ipod *dog sleeping *house quiet *I go take a dump FISTFIGHT BREAKS OUT, DOG'S ON FIRE"
"Why will the next IPhones be the hottest best selling phones? Because they'll be sexy(6c) and a success(6s)"
"Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road? It was two tired."
"I went shopping for some camouflage trousers earlier. Couldn't find a pair anywhere."
"I need to do just one more beheading & this will be the best New Year's revolution, ever!"
"Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit? Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola."
"Just heard this oldie, but goodie from a friend Two does are walking out of a bar after a long night of drinking, and one turns to the other and says, ""I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks."""
"I'm really tired all the time, I think I have stereo... It's like I have mono times two"