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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't china have casinos? Because they hate Tibet."
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"If I had a nickel for everytime I was asked for... ...Change, I still wouldn't give it to the homeless guy"
"I'm going to do my Christmas shopping in Missouri. I hear the deals are so hot the stores are practically on fire!"
"What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing? They have an engineering degree."
"Regular naps prevent aging... Especially if you take them while driving."
"How do you make a Swiss Roll? Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade."
"An Irishman applies to a job at a Blacksmiths ""Have you any experience at shoeing horses?"" asks the Blacksmith ""No"" says the Irishman ""but i once told a donkey to fuck off"""
"I never know if I should trust a cabdriver with my sexual history."
"A Mexican magician says that he can disappear on the count of three. ""Uno, dos..."", he says before he was suddenly gone. He disappeared without a tres."
"What's Hitler's favourite cany? Nazipan"