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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"

"My idea of Hell would be Ben Affleck reading me a sushi menu in his ""Boston guy"" voice."

"Sex is easy... Telling your dad he's pregnant isn't."

"Good Anatomy or Digestive System Joke? I need a good joke for my T shirt design for my Anatomy class. Anyone have any good jokes. thanks (school apprpriate please)"

"Why have I never noticed the 'anus' in 'manuscript' before? It's like hearing music for the first time."

"What's the difference between you and a bag of shit? You're not in a bag."

"A man was looking under a microscope . He couldn't see anything. Suggest a reason why. He was blind..."

"""Susan, will you marry me?"" ""Oh yes Johnny, yes! Yes!"" Ten grand later and it's still the best prank I ever pulled on my twin brother."

"How do you give a quadriplegic a headache? Ask him to hold open the elevator door"

"You're never too old to throw random shit in people's shopping carts when they aren't looking."