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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Auschwitz has the highest hotel rating? 1.1 million stars"
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"I used to think Ronda Rousey was so hot But tonight I saw a total knockout"
"Opposites If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?"
"What kind of bread do Rednecks like? Inbred"
"Why did Helen Keller scream? Her parents left the plunger in the toilet."
"What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once. "
"I tried to eat a clock once... But it was very time consuming"
"What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity? The letter M"
"What do you call a search for small guitars? Uke hunt!"
"[raises hand during kickboxing lesson] when do we get to kick boxes? [instructor] that's not what we- [me] I just hate boxes so damn much"