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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems? Clowns Without Borders."

"What is the difference between Susan Boyle and a aircondtioner? An aircondtior can be hot"

"Good cop: where's the body? Bad cop: answer him! *pounds table* Jenga cop: God damn it!"

"[JanSport keynote address] (audience grumbling) ""where is he?"" *CEO emerges from backpack on stage* *crowd goes nuts*"

"What's the biggest Jewish conundrum? Free Bacon!"

"""I came, I saw, I left."" - Premature ejaculator after visiting a porno shop."

"Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there."

"Scrabble was invented by Nazi's to piss off kids with dyslexia. The word ""dyslexia"" was invented by Nazi's to piss off kids wigh dyslexia."

"Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes? The potry"

"Caught in the act My wife walked in on me masturbating to a picture of an optical illusion I said ""Darling.. it's not what it looks like"""