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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems? Clowns Without Borders."

"Why was the broom late? It overswept!"

"Every day, for the last two years, I've been putting something aside for a rainy day... ... But what am I going to do with 500 umbrellas and 200 pairs of wellies?"

"Yo momma's so fat... I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing!"

"Breakups are worst in China.... ... Wherever you go you see his/her face."

"Hey girl are you like a gorilla exhibit? Cause I want to drop a baby in you."

"What the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke."

"No child donuts left behind."

"Did you guys see the movie about the hotdog? It was an Oscar Wiener"

"Is it wrong that, whenever I see an obese black family, there's a part of me that wonders if all of them are Eddie Murphy?"