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Joke of the Day
"Heard this really good joke at work today. You guys would've really loved it."
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"Wouldn't it have made more sense if Al Gore claimed he invented the Algorithm?"
"Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure. It's raining outside."
"My doc said that I should stop smoking and drinking immediately. What does he care what I'm doing in the waiting room?"
"How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word? Police police police police police police police police police police police."
"What is Batman's least favorite Sex Act? The Pearl Necklace."
"The Matrix would have been an entirely different movie if... ...Bill Cosby got the role of Morpheus. ""The red pill or the blue pill?"""
"Saying ""I'm sorry"" is the same as saying ""I apologize"" ...Except at a funeral."