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Joke of the Day

"How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word? Police police police police police police police police police police police."

"What do you call an unconscious computer programmer? dfghjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj"

"Interviewer: says here you have a military background Me [getting out my phone]: yeah but I changed to a picture of my dog eating spaghetti"

"Why did the Nazi fraulein move to Budapest? She heard there were hung Aryans."

"What's a Jews favorite beer? Bud Light L'Chaim (Pronounced like Lime, guys)"

"What do you call a Chameleon that cant change colors? A reptile dysfunction..."

"Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark !"

"Wanna hear my favorite 4/20 joke? Heh... what?"

"Freudian analysts How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?? Sex"

"Eventually we're just gonna have to accept ""ducking"" as a swear word"