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Joke of the Day

"The Matrix would have been an entirely different movie if... ...Bill Cosby got the role of Morpheus. ""The red pill or the blue pill?"""

"What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow? Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!"

"Just saw a bag of McDonalds in the street. Unsure how this will affect brand. Could be good (free advertising) or bad (no one was eating it)"

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef jerky"

"Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too."

"Free Tibet! With purchase of equal or greater Tibet."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger is a Republican whose wife is a member of the Kennedy family. That makes him and his family...The Red Kennedys."

"Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states? Because that's where the most racists are."

"Passed a vampire, a zombie, and a prostitute on the way to work tonight. Not sure which ones were in costume..."

"Why is camping so exciting? Because it's in tents."