217281
Joke of the Day
"What did Obama say when he was alone? Obamaself"
Next Joke
"My wife is such a bad cook,if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves."
"[me telling a joke] guy wearing a ""Make America Great Again"" hat: I don't understand. ME: There's probably a lot you don't understand."
"Hit snooze until the panic sets in."
"How did Harry Potter Get Down the Hill? Walking. JK. Rolling."
"As a kid, I put snowballs in the blender to make a slushy. Snowballs was a good cat..."
"What did the Networking manager tell his assistant about working late? Tell my wifi won't be home for dinner."
"After 9 months and 347 pics of you being pregnant you REALLY only need to post one pic of the baby as proof. We believe you."
"Harry: Want to see a magic trick? Voldemort: Let's see what you got Potter. Harry: Got your nose! Voldemort: You know I hate that game."
"[at Doctor's office] ""When's the last time you had sex?"" Last night. ""With a male or female?"" Oh...with another person?"