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Joke of the Day

"After 9 months and 347 pics of you being pregnant you REALLY only need to post one pic of the baby as proof. We believe you."

"Rest in peace David Bowie I love your knives!"

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About half way."

"""If you like Google Glass, also try Bing Chewables."""

"so a native american walks into a fancy restaurant he says to the guy seating people, I have reservations."

"Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry? I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes."

"My dog kept chasing people on a bike.. It got so bad, finally I had to take it away from him.."

"student: may i use the bathroom? Teacher: as long as you can recite the alphabet. Student: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz Teacher: wheres the p? Student: running down my leg."

"My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 200 in a few seconds for christmas So I bought her a nice sports car."

"My favorite Irish Joke. Two Irish men walk out of a bar."