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Joke of the Day

"[at Doctor's office] ""When's the last time you had sex?"" Last night. ""With a male or female?"" Oh...with another person?"

"Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws."

"What's the difference between sex and conversation? You don't know? Well let's go have a discussion..."

"What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man."

"It turns out there IS a natural birth control that's 100% effective. You have to more than just careful with it... Fact is, you have to be totally anal."

"They say love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit"

"Bought some shoes from my drug dealer Pretty shitty ones though, he's a drug dealer, not a shoe salesman."

"I was at the public swimming pool today and decided to have a sneaky piss in the deep end. The lifeguard must have noticed - he blew his whistle so fucking loud, I nearly fell in."

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. He gave it to her."

"There is a chair The chair walk, with shoes! La-la-la-la-la! It walk on the street. The chair is walking."