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Joke of the Day
"I'm so broke right now, if my gf leaves me for a richer person I'm going with them -__-"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the actress who stabbed her husband at dinner? That blonde girl Reese.... Not Witherspoon, with her knife."
"Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers.. If you do find one... What's your plan?"
"It is 2022. Everyone has bought a pair of beats by dre. Doctor dre chuckles, his mind control device is ready"
"I'm no cactus expert. But, I know a prick when I see one."
"I wish Bill Clinton would stop pointing his finger at everyone, Lord knows where that finger has been. #DNC #DirtyPoonTang"
"Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy"
"What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them."
"Everything is edible, some things are only edible once."
"Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters? He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!"