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Joke of the Day

"It is 2022. Everyone has bought a pair of beats by dre. Doctor dre chuckles, his mind control device is ready"

"Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night."

"REAL math joke At a party vectors V and W see vector V+W poking in his head and asking: ""Can I join?"". ""Yeah."", V and W reply; ""It's a closed party..."""

"My mind is always on fast forward while my body's in slow motion. I'm just like that channel where the sound is out-of-sync w/ the picture."

"In honor of America's upcoming Independence Day, do you know why America spells ""behavior"", ""color"", and ""humor"" the way they do? Because **fuck u**, that's why!"

"I've been trying to think of a name for my Cricket shop. But I'm stumped."

"[Job interview] ""What are your strengths?"" Me: I fall in love easily. ""Erm, okay... what are your weaknesses?"" Me: Those blue eyes of yours."

"How many non-binary gender-fluent people does it take to change an LED lightbulb? DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY LIGHTBULB?"

"What do you call a group of cows robbing a Skyscraper? A high-steaks mission."

"How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico? Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin."