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"the fondue...? you mean, my drinking cheese?"
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"TEENS: You might find yourself ""embarrassed"" by certain things your body is doing, when in fact, you should be ashamed."
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"Some bought Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent book he's ever read."
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"Mariah Carey'a New Year's performance. That's it..."
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