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Joke of the Day

"So Harry Potter gets an invisibility cloak.. Does he sneak in and watch Hermione getting changed? No, he goes to the library"

"If you really want to surprise your man during intercourse, die."

"Horse-drawn carriages are pretty cool but the horses should learn to draw other stuff"

"""Oh my god, it's a genie!"" GENIE: Please, we prefer magic-american"

"If there's Noel.... ...then could a king be born in Israel? (If there's ""No L"", how can there be a king born in ""Is-rye-L"")"

"Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone? Doodoo doodoo"

"What does BBW actually stand for? Boobs below waist."

"What does ""Maginot"" mean? Welcome"

"Vacuum the cat, its easier than vacuuming his hair from the whole house"

"Hey, Sean Bean, it's either pronounced Shaun Baun or Seen Bean. You can't have it both ways."