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Joke of the Day

"So Harry Potter gets an invisibility cloak.. Does he sneak in and watch Hermione getting changed? No, he goes to the library"

"Where does monty python buy his water? From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally."

"I hate when movies use that fakey ""55555"" ZIP code so pranksters won't try mailing letters & postcards to the characters."

"ME: *trying to fit in* I ALSO don't fly. PENGUINS: *shuffling about while trying to keep their distance* ZOOKEEPER: Sir, get out of the pen."

"CD worms made tapeworms obsolete."

"Where did bob go during the explosion? ...everywhere......."

"More people die from choking on sweet packaging than they do from the sweets themselves... Gums don't kill people. Wrappers do."

"""Don't worry, I'll hold your stuff. You just worry about making friends."" - Cargo Pants"

"Box wine? I prefer the term Cardboardeaux."

"Why are white girls so odd? Because they don't *even*."