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Joke of the Day

"IF UR DATING SOMEONE AND THEY GIVE YOU GOOSEBUMPS BUT THEY DON'T GIVE YOU FRIES WHY ARE YOU TOGETHER?"

"Ayy, lets get the denk jokes up in here. ONLY THE DANKEST OF THE DANK (this is my first post)"

"I believe hell approves of this joke How do you circumcise a catholic priest? Kick the choir boy in the chin."

"Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He had no body to dance with"

"Dollar store light bulbs aren't only inexpensive. They save you money on your heating bill when they burst into flames."

"How did the Nazis come up with the name for their concentration camp? After the first Jew off the train said ""Awe shits."""

"What do you say to a woman who didn't shave for a funeral? O-bitch-uary."

"down vote this do it"

"Need a new emoticon? Why not (V)(;,,;)(V) ?"

"Why don't I like trees? They look kinda shady to me"