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Joke of the Day

"I wrote a short poem Roses are red and I am feeling blue because there is one less gorilla in the Cincinnati zoo"

"Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!"

"Jesus Christ excrement unearthed in Isreal.... ""Well, Holy Shit!"""

"Why is a banana the most attractive fruit? Everyone finds it a-peeling."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter!"

"Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist? Because flashing gives them seizures."

"What do you call a thief that leaves a trail? A crummy thief!"

"Just laid an egg. Very worried"

"Michelle Obama gave a great speech last night I can't wait to hear it again at the next Republican National Convention."

"I woke up last night and there was an enormous black coffin at the end of my bed. So I gave him a cough-drop and told him to fuck off."