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Joke of the Day

"My neighbor still has his christmas lights up. Not to be out done, I won't remove my politcal yard signs until November 2012."

"Sometimes it is best not to talk unless you can improve on the silence."

"A pedophile stopped by my apartment today According to my Catholic roommate, the proper term is ""priest."""

"What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner? A pan, duh!"

"How does a Jew make his coffee? Hebrews it."

"What's the most common blood type in Canada? Eh."

"*Sits straight up in bed* ""THE CHILDREN"" *Kids are sitting in the produce department while two watermelons sleep peacefully in their beds*"

"""Hey! I don't remember all those CGI space-dudes at the reception!""--George Lucas's wife re-watching their old wedding vids."

"What do you call a Japanese Transvestite? Nip Tuck"

"I got arrested for sexually assaulting my teacher I was homeschooled"