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Joke of the Day

"My neighbor still has his christmas lights up. Not to be out done, I won't remove my politcal yard signs until November 2012."

"Did you hear about the magician that turned his family into a 3-piece suite but couldn't change them back? They were rushed to hospital where staff described them as ""comfortable""."

"What do you get when you cross a Joke with a rhetorical question?"

"A Higgs Boson walks into a church The priest says ""we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here"". The Higgs Boson then replies ""but without me, how could you have mass?"""

"said to my wife... I can make a car out of noodles. NO YOU CAN'T she said. ...should've seen her face when I drove pasta."

"The man who kept describing things as ""Smooth as a pig's butt"" has apparently had different life experiences than me."

"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is always a mouthful."

"Cocky joke: You know, I've recently decided I just don't like my penis. It's such a huge dick."

"I hear U.S military bases in the Middle East party hard. The soldiers there are always taking shots."

"Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing? Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!"