96721

Joke of the Day

"A Higgs Boson walks into a church The priest says ""we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here"". The Higgs Boson then replies ""but without me, how could you have mass?"""

"Bartender asks a returning guest... You come in everyday for the past 10 years paying for the same drink with 4 quarters. Why? The guest responds with, ""I don't like change!"""

"Why is NATO afraid of Russia? Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this."

"Apparently asking the boss "" who ignited the fuse on your tampon?"" will get you sent to HR."

"Why does Bono never get any mail? He lives on a street with no name."

"What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI? I am a were"

"My wife is talking about wanting to have children. I don't think I am ready for her to be a single mom."

"Something on Valentines Day I just don't get... Laid."

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one."

"Based on the Scotland vote results... It looks like the UK didn't get off Scot-free."