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Joke of the Day

"For my new year's resolution I will stop replying to funny jokes I hear by saying LOL"

"bill cosby's full name is ""bill sinby over tanby"""

"I was thinking about donating some money to my local hospital... But then I realized they'd probably just spend it on drugs."

"I asked for a chemistry joke, and he responded with this. [x-post from r/dadjokes] What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer? The taste."

"What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say? YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell."

"Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!"

"What did the utahraptor say as Wonder Woman tried to beat him up? Di, no!"

"Where my hanging preposition lovers at?"

"Executioner: any last words? Me: pineapple belongs on pizza. Hit the switch"

"Me - ""Hey kiddo, you have your shoes on the wrong feet"" My 6 year old - ""I ain't got no other feet"""