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Joke of the Day
"Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them."
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"What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke? i j k"
"Did you hear there was a stick up on the bridge? Yeah, they don't know how it got up there considering there are no trees there."
"What do you get if you walk under a cow? A pat on the head."
"So a Trump supporter entered into a logical debate... lol"
"What did the DNA say to the RNA? Uracil-y structure!"
"Whats white on the outside green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !"
"What do you call a belt made of clocks? A waist of time"
"Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !"
"Mistakes married men make: 1. Doing things. 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things."