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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blind German? A nat-zee"
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"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me something smells."
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"What's the pirate movie rated? PG-13!"
"How many apples grow on trees? All of them.."
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"I like my coffee how I like my women Bitter and cold."