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Joke of the Day

"One thing won't change for Jared Fogle while in prison He will still be eating 6"" to 12"" daily."

"What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other one's a fish."

"How To Talk To A Woman Wearing Headphones 1. Create a podcast"

"A few years back dos Equis asked me to be the spokesperson for their beer. I told them I wasn't interested."

"Have you heard about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies."

"Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's court? Circumference."

"Why would anybody ask me anything when google exists?"

"Does the employee manual say I CAN'T set up my camping tent inside my cubicle? No? Then please step outside & zip the door up behind you."

"I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job at the construction site... But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"Why are turds tapered on the ends? so your asshole doesn't slam shut"