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Joke of the Day

"Christmas always sucked when I was a kid... I believed in Santa Claus, and unfortunately, so did my parents."

"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't hear a vitamin."

"They say money talks, but mine barely gets a chance to introduce itself before it's gone."

"Genie: ""You have 3 wishes."" Ian: ""I wish for everyone to be equal."" Genie: ""Okay. You have no wishes."""

"Why did the farmer fire the DJ? Because he kept on dropping beets."

"How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!!!"

"Girls must love beat boxing Since it's all about boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats..."

"The Love for music! If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I hope they split us by music genre."

"*looks up from phone* ""Kids!! we're leaving the playground in 22 percent."""

"What do you call a potato that looks like a penis? A dictator."