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Joke of the Day
"what do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator"
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"[day 38 on the ark] NOAHS WIFE: we're out of food NOAH: don't worry, i have a contingency plan UNICORN: why are u lookin at me like that"
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"I've never had a beard before this one and I didnt like it at first. But its really growing on me."