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Joke of the Day

"what do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator"

"How did David Bowie die? An American scared him to death."

"If a Nun changed sex... Would that make them a tran-sister?"

"The word ""Diputseromneve"" may look ridiculous, but backward it's even more stupid..."

"I asked the guy from 127 Hours for help with my homework. He said, ""I would give you a hand, but I'm stumped."" I'll show myself out."

"I'm not racist or anything but all Canadian Geese look alike."

"I've often wondered, how do devout Christians handle being raped? Y'know, with that whole ""turn the other cheek"" thing?"

"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me. It means a lot."

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."

"I like to stand in crowded elevators facing the wrong way with a confused look on my face, and finally exclaim, ""Oh, it's an ELEVATOR."""