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Joke of the Day
"What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth? Hint: It's not English Spanish."
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"I've just started work as a human chess piece. The money's good, I'm on knights this week."
"I spilled spot-remover on my dog... ...and now he's gone. :("
"Ever noticed how fast people walk across the road when you don't apply the brakes"
"Avocados are like women: soft inside, dinosaur skin outside, big cricket ball in the middle, all the good ones are taken..."
"A man and a woman get into a lift Man says to woman ""Can I smell your feet?"" ""No!"" the woman says in disgust ""Must be your vagina then!"" replies the man."
"A beautiful woman approaches a man in a bar... A beautiful woman approaches a man in a bar and says, ""hey, big boy. You single?"" He says, ""yeah! How'd you know?"" ""You're fucking ugly, for starters."""
"Whatever you do, always give 100%... Unless of course, you're donating blood."
"Never confuse a colostomy bag with a whoopie cushion. Totally ruined Grandpa's 90th birthday."
"A 6'-6"" guy doesn't scare me, but my 5'-1"" wife does, if you were looking for inspiration to get married."