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Joke of the Day
"Ever noticed how fast people walk across the road when you don't apply the brakes"
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"I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!"
"A grizzly mauled a guy in an elevator... but I couldn't bear to see it go down."
"They say 1 in 4 men is homosexual. So there must be one in my group of friends. I hope its David he's super cute."
"What's the difference between priests and gay men? Priests say Amen and gay men say ahh, men."
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"How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet!"
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"I grew up in Africa. During the summers, we just had balloon fights."