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Joke of the Day

"Cop: Sir, have you been drinking? Driver: Go, Pikachu! Thunderbolt! Cop: Sir, did you just throw a hamster at my head?"

"When is a door not a door? When its ajar."

"I made an late-night appointment with my escort But she informed me she is only working normal orifice-hours these days."

"Why is the ocean always salty? Because the land never waves back."

"Mufasa didn't die, he just went out for a pack of smokes and a newspaper. - The Lyin' King"

"You know how to tell if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick taste like blood."

"What did the lactose intolerant guy say after having a glass of milk? Please excuse my dairy air"

"Why did the football coach go to Aldi? To get his quarter back!"

"The art of the word ""Fuck"" jk there is no art, art fucking sucks"

"I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day. It was a shock to the cistern."