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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is really a proved racist and sexist, because... He beat a woman badly in his run for the presidency and threw a black family out of a white house..."

"What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!"

"What' is a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."

"What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad? I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake."

"I clicked on the ""Random"" link in the navigation bar and it brought me to the Toronto Maple Leafs subreddit Guess I mistakenly clicked on the ""Funny"" link in the navigation bar instead."

"Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends"

"I was looking for the sun at night, and then it dawned on me."

"Want to hear a joke about a man suffering from constipation? Tough shit."

"[in a meeting] ok a Dracula movie except he's new in town and biting is illegal but he befriends the pastors daught- ""that's just Footloose"""

"I'd hate to be Rock, and have to come home and explain to my kids how I got beat by Paper."