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Joke of the Day
"My dad was a good man, he raised five boys.... Without the rest of us knowing"
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"My mac has a factory defect. I've been using for 3 years and it still works."
"What do they call cunnilingis in India? A punjob."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Triskaidekaphobia."
"""Hi, how much for a slice of pizza?"" A slice is $2.50, and second slice only $1. ""I'd like 3 second slices please"""
"What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
"Today in 1892, JRR Tolkien was born. He wrote about all the horrible things that will happen if you put a ring on it."
"We are happily married She's happy, and I am married!"
"It annoys me that Engineering students call themselves engineers.. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors, or art students calling themselves unemployed."
"What do Jewish couples do when they hang out netflix and shill"