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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump says he'll open up secret 9/11 files. Miley Cyrus says she'll flee the country if Trump is elected. Connect the dots, people."

"God must be a woman Because just like my wife, she's always right"

"The Walking Dead Even in the apocalypse black guys end up behind bars!"

"Tater Tots is a much better name than the original Crispy Potato Embryos."

"If I ever need to ask for directions, I will find an Asian person, because who better to help me get Oriented?"

"Coworker: I couldn't sleep. Just thinking all night Me: Maybe try doing some of that here in the office during the day"

"The Americans are aiding Ukraine in their war against Russia. Their new, revolutionary strategy is to clog the Russians arteries. They call it *Operation* *Dunkin'* *Donetsk*."

"Kids are smarter than adults I believe that kids are much smarter than adults. Why? Because I don't know one kid who has a wife and a family."

"if you give your dog a middle name i hope he runs away"

"If you are American when you go into the bathroom and American when you leave, what are you when are using the bathroom? European"