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Joke of the Day

"The Walking Dead Even in the apocalypse black guys end up behind bars!"

"I hate and despise violence In fact, the very thought of it makes me want to beat the shit out of someone"

"What does ""Maginot"" mean? Welcome"

"I'll never reveal my secrets. Alcohol: Lol."

"If I rule the world first thing I'll do is add a extra day into the weekend right after Saturday.. It will be called Matterday... It won't matter what you do that day"

"I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger then it hit me!"

"My girlfriend said she wanted to try new condoms with something a little special inside them I said ""what's that?"" she replied ""Other men."""

"Why was Stalin a Bad leader? Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now."

"What do you get when you divide 69 by 2? A lonely man's handjob."

"Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people."