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Joke of the Day

"If I ever need to ask for directions, I will find an Asian person, because who better to help me get Oriented?"

"What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car."

"Actually, the past tense is 'hanged' as in 'he hanged himself'. Sorry about your dad, though"

"How do you keep a black person from drowning? You don't"

"My wife told me I'm fantastic at cutting up cheese I told her she's greater"

"Whenever I play Hide'n'Seek, I always hide in the toilet It was a pretty crappy place to hide"

"Saw a grown man riding down the street on a BMX. I yelled what does BMX stand for? He replied ""DUI""."

"The older I get, the more I think I owe my parents an apology..."

"What's the squeakiest ride at the fair? The haunted mouse"

"Who is the richest person in the Bible? The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet."