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Joke of the Day
"Tater Tots is a much better name than the original Crispy Potato Embryos."
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"People wonder why I call my toilet ""the Jim"" instead of ""the John"" I do it so I can say ""I go to the Jim first thing every morning"""
"Reflection vs Refraction the point at which I realize how lucky I am to not have an Asian professor."
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you behind and never comes back."
"AT&T; always treats me like I have no shirt and no shoes."
"If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws."
"Did you know this about Jared from Subway? He lost 250 pounds eating their sandwiches."
"One milli-Helen: The amount of beauty required to launch a single ship."
"What do you call pants that can fly? Peter Pants I just made it up"
"""Hey man, for our grammer project, do you think we might get an A?"" ""We shall C"""